DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
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Compass the Navigational robot. Unfortunately her sense of direction is a little…poor. She was made to escort sailors in the early 1900s but she led them right into a pirate ship. the pirates then stole her and tried using her to lead them to this treasure. she sent them to this strange island and many of the pirates were doubting her skills as this particular island was not described on the map. luckily for her, she ended up getting the pirates to an even better treasure.
Compass and the pirates became like family eventually until pirates grew out of fashion and they went their separate ways. at one point she even navigated for Amelia Earhart. I wonder whatever happened to her….(anyways people seemed to like her at spwf, so i figured i’d make an actual post for her)
You looked GORGEOUS at SPWF!!
Not only that, but your automaton skills are excellent! Seriously, you were wonderful! It was so much fun to watch you—
…
That…
Sounded creepier than I meant it to…
AAAA
what an good fanbot ;u;
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MARYLAND
NOW HERE, WE ARE FUCKING POLITE
A-FUCKING-MEN.
Fuck that, Maryland’s polite as hell.
We are fuckin’ polite as shit. Hold the door, offer some complimentary Old Bay and a six pack of Natty Boh. Just don’t cut us off on the interstate.
(Source: nevver)
alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars:
Ke$ha’s real voice
Living proof that Hollywood kills talent.
WHY DAFUQ WOULD SHE HIDE THIS FROM US?
WHAAAAAAAT
Saw this so long ago but it’s unbelievably relevant. Not just Hollywood, but many record companies that force their will on the artists that are actually really good.
No, but Kesha is the biggest parody artist. She has a genius IQ and took classes at the local community college for fun. She was in college when she decided to just write shitty pop songs and have fun. She sings the songs she does because she wants to. If she wanted to make her money by selling things like this she would. But she has fun with what she does and challenges the idea that women can’t like sex, partying, and drinking while she’s at it.
Kesha is my babygirl and I will defend her to the death
Kesha don’t give two fucks. :) (She does what she wants.)
I laughingly reject the notion that Kesha has had someone else “force their will” on her to shape her music. I’m not sure which is more ridiculous: that, or the idea that her popular music doesn’t involve talent.
(That being said, this song is lovely. But shame on you if you don’t see the talent, the playfulness, and the love that Kesha pours into her popular music career.)
……….wat
BUT WHAT IF A TRAIN COMES YOU GUYS
GAIS. YOU DON’T GET IT.
THEY’RE WAITING FOR A MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
GOING ANYWHERE.
(Source: nicepost)
